Shatsterbate

1. Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a deuce.

2. Masturbating while thinking of William Shatner

1. My room doesn't have a lock on the door so I had to go to the bathroom to shatsterbate
2. William Shatner is the only person on earth who shatsterbates

by gcrack September 19, 2011

Shatsquat

Action. The action of pooping on your employers desk. Taking a shit on someone’s desk.

I am tired of working here so I shatsquatted on my bosses desk.

by Atoddler July 7, 2020

Shrats ass

A word i made up that can be used for someone stupidly annoying such as yourself maybe you can call your self a shrats ass

Your a shrats ass

by Ugh regan August 4, 2021

mani shaatsiishd

For Masculinity mens use it to flex on each other like cats pee on their land, it means "i fucked her" even though they didn't somehow they fucked all the girls (Pretty effective friendship ruining hack)

Bro 1 : yo bro look at this girl

Bro 2 : *don't even know girl's name* Mani shaatsiishd... friendship ruined successfully

by whenanxietyhits November 22, 2021

shvatsa

Yiddish slang for the n-word

Accept your fate shvatsa! Shmueli and Deborah are better than you. We hate your kind.

by Eastbanker March 13, 2016

shvats

Shvats means nigger in yitish, used by religous jewish people.

Do you want to sit down and eat or watch those damn shvats's run around on the basketball court?

by D3r3k B May 19, 2005

shiatsu

non hand shandy massage
favoured by hippies and yoghurt weavers
very nice really

make me a cup of tea

by gavin September 28, 2003