shrexy 

The condition that a woman is in when she has a decent personality and/or sense of humor, but is most definitely not sexually attractive to men.

Derived from a combo of "Shrek" and "sexy". Shrek was cool to hang out with, but uglier than 10 miles of dirt road.

Mike: Jason told me that his new girl Sally was real sexy.
Tom: No way man! I've seen her firsthand and that girl is Shrexy. He's just in denial.

shrexy by Jay Smiff December 21, 2005

Shrexy 

When you have many layers.

Look at her, shes so shrexy

Shrexy by Sassy stump December 6, 2018

Shrexy 

Ugly but sexy beautiful on the inside but ogre like on the outside

I am so shrexy

Shrexy by Shrek.donkey for life December 7, 2019

Shrexy 

The term Shrexy is used to identify someone with the image of the famous Dreamworks character, Shrek. For he is the shrexiest of all.

"I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. 'Shrek is love' I say. 'Shrek is life.' My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. My face hurts. I lay in bed, and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers into my ear, 'This is my swamp.' He grabs me with his powerful, shrexy ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars his mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says 'It's all ogre now.' Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Shrexy by Thatonedirtymindedfriend May 25, 2020

Shrexy 

You are most Shrexy because more layer therefore more cooler

Damn you Shrexy son of a bitch you lookin real fine

Shrexy by Easy_and_Stupid November 15, 2020

Shrexy 

Shrexy means to be cool, sexy, funny and intelligent. If you're shrexy, you have a good sense of humor, you're very easy-going and sociable, every person is just in love with you!

I was at the theatre yesterday and i met Sergey Goroshko there. He was so shrexy!

Shrexy by alyonasmith April 22, 2021

Shrexy 

Something beyond sexy, godlike, superior

Dayym Obama be looking shrexy

Shrexy by shmucky joshuar June 3, 2021