Showing Brain

When a man or boy wears pants that show details of their genitalia (lines of penis head, testicles, etc.)

or

When a man or boy wears shorts that allow their scrotum or penis to fall out and be visible.

Tim walks into the gym after a run in his short-shorts, and as he is talking to his friend Bob, his sack lolls to his side. His shorts are so short everyone can see how the anabolic steroids have shrunken his testicles and penis.

Bob: Dude, get some longer shorts, you're Showing Brain to everyone.

by Real Men Don't Sparkle September 28, 2010

showing 40

The act of submitting 40 hours on your electronic timecard early in the morning on a nice friday so you can sneak out of the office for the rest of the day.

(Reya) I just scored Sox tickets for the game this afternoon. Wanna go?
(Mike) You know it! I'm "showing 40" and then we'll hit it!

by mrdeath49 April 19, 2011

showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.

'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'

by anarcissie August 9, 2013

showing the monkey who's boss

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008

showing signs of wear

- A term used to describe the condition of an object, where the condition is beyond the observer’s ability to accurately assess what is wrong or how to fix it.
- A vague statement used to try and trick others into thinking that something is not as bad as it really is.
- A phrase used by technically challenged, and/or by motivationally challenged persons to describe the condition of an object.
- Using the statement "showing signs of wear" is in fact showing signs of wear.

- a light not working, being described as "showing signs of wear"

by 0247 September 7, 2011

showing off

Something adults tell you to quit doing, especially while with company, when your just standing around minding your own business doing nothing.

Mother: Kayman, quit showing off can't you see I have company!

Kayman: But mom I-

Mother: Don't make me come over there!

Kayman:(Mumbling) I hate that whore!

by Kayeman Lanes March 20, 2006

Showing clam

When a cis woman accidentally shows off her private area, like when a gust of wind blows up her skirt.

“I was minding my own business on a windy day but then I noticed I was showing clam for all to see.”

by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021