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Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.
Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"
by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008
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Cambodian Showdown

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.
Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.
dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown
by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020
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Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.
I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.
by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011
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shirtless showdown

The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar
Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.
by joecoolthefool December 18, 2016
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Italian Showdown

A confrontation between two or more parties in which victory is achieved by killing the other party or parties.
Did you hear about Billy? He died in an Italian Showdown last night.

My father has several knife scars from an Italian Showdown he almost lost a few years ago.
by Mr. Fly White Guy December 13, 2017
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pee showdown

when you are in a public bathroom stall and someone is in the stall next to you and you both have to pee, but you are both afraid of the judgement you might receive if you start first.
**texting**
Girl: hey, i'm in the bathroom, i'm gonna be late for class but i'm having a pee showdown with the girl next to me
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