shotted

a term that is used usually in Counter-Strike, referring to the same word as shot.

AWW SHIT...i got shotted by that n00b hax0r.

by ATPman April 13, 2004

shorted out

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, something myst be shorted out

by estebansux September 29, 2011

shorted

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

Cub Scouted

When you are fingered by a person with three fingers. Like the cub scout promise sign

"Hey i got cub scouted last night. He tried for four but i couldnt hack it."

by luzbuz February 24, 2009

shonted

when you fart and shit at the same time

when i was on the toilet i shonted

by Jakane Mario May 18, 2008

Souted

Scottish term for when shit-faced, making multiple typos, but attempting to act sober when on an online forum
Amalgamation of Shit-Faced and Outed.

xxx wrote 'AH DONT GIVfck hes DILDO'
yyy wrote 'You pished'?
xxx wrote 'nAW SObre'

yyy wrote 'SOUTED'

by FannybawsFaeBrillyunt October 20, 2010