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shiver me timbers

Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"
Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!
by Detroflem J. April 15, 2006
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Shiver me timbers

What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!
by Imapirateduh January 31, 2007
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Shiver my liver

When you see something that creeps you out. Something like a pet peeve.
guy: Dude, I saw Jennifer's body last night! Wow, that did shiver my liver!

other guy: Umm yea *walks away*
by alibaba_jajaja November 20, 2009
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shiver with flavor

What Fluffy Puff Marshmallows will mak your mornings do.
They make my morning shiver with flavor SHIVER WITH FLAVOR!!
by Jimmy Jimmy January 22, 2004
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shiver kissy

a kiss when its cold out and while one person is kissed, they expell out air into the other person's mouth.
I gave my Aarti a shiver kissy yesterday
by Ar-te-te January 21, 2009
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Shiver My Imp

Shivering ones Imp is done by hooping multiple ice cubes into your rectum and then riding a man’s magic stick until he explodes.
My girlfriend wanted to spice up our bedroom activities, so she tied me up and proceeded to shiver my imp. What a wonderful evening ❤️.
by Kage17 November 26, 2021
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Shiver me nipples

I misheard “Shiver Me Timbers
by HalfGayPanda March 23, 2022
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