Shitty Tittie

When a woman with a nipple as large as a penis fucks a man in the ass with it.

When I saw the size of her nipples, I asked for a shitty tittie.

by Leroy Slim Stijn May 25, 2011

shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.

i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me

by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

Shitty Titties

1. Alternative curse word

Shitty Titties!

by SlipNdip_69 March 8, 2020

Shitty Tittys

If the poopee of a cleveland steamer is female, you have given her 'shitty tittys'

When I gave my girlfriend a cleveland steamer last night, she had real shitty tittys!

by Titmeister January 8, 2012

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

Shitt Fuck Titty Licker

"Shitt Fuck Titty Licker" is an expression used to signify a sense of disappointment or regret over an action.

"Loses in a game of League of Legends"- Shitt Fuck Titty Licker.

by JRT-Moosh April 17, 2018

Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.

"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."

by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019