Shirt 

Idk why the faq anyone would look this up but ok here u go
A piece of clothing in which you put over your nonexistent abs and one type of shirt could go all the way over your chicken arms or one type could cover only half, or less.
In conclusion, a shirt is something guys don't like to wear

Danny: mom where's my shirttt?!
Daniel: in the closet dumbas-
Danny: ok imma put it over my big abs! And my big arms!!
Daniel: what abs?-

Shirt by MiLk bOi 🥛 May 8, 2021

Shirt 

Tshirt but with a lot if buttons

Hey look Jhonny is wearing a shirt pffff!

Shirt by That smart guy there May 17, 2021

Shirt 

When you agree with someone, the opposite of cap

"this movie is great"
"thats shirt bro"

Shirt by Blah99292 September 8, 2021

Shirt 

Perla

“I’m the definition of shirt”

Shirt by Isaiah Lopez October 4, 2022

shirt 

Blood stain on my shirt, new bitch on my nerves

Old Nigga got curved, going back on my word (shirt)

shirt by BLOODSTAINONMYSHIRT December 9, 2022

Shirt 

(1) Clothing you wear on your torso, can be long-sleeve or short-sleeve.
(2) Replacement for the S word.

Holy shirt, that shirt is so cool!

Shirt by bruvvvvvvvv September 15, 2023

Shirt Booger 

noun
1. Phenomenon when, after blowing your nose into a tissue, you sense the distinct feeling of the booger dislodging from nose but fail to find the booger in the tissue. Then, after some passage of time, the booger is discovered on a part of your shirt that seems physically impossible.
2. Rarer phenomenon when the booger winds up on another individuals shirt due to proximity when blowing the nose.
3. A person who regularly displays boogers on their shirt as described in #1.

Business Meeting
Johnson: My sales numbers this quarter surpassed budget again!
Boss: Johnson, what in the heck is that on your shirt collar?
Johnson: Huh? Aha, that's where he landed! It's just my shirt booger.
Boss: Ok, but what about the one on your shirtsleeve? Is that another shirt booger?
Johnson: Yeah...
Boss: Johnson, your booger surpassed the tissue again, you're such a shirt booger!

Shirt Booger by drizzle roach June 5, 2013