put you on a shirt

When you kill someone in the hood, their family usually puts your best picture of yourself on a shirt, so they can remember you forever. It might say the words, "RIP Ja'Quavion 1995-2018" or something of similar nature.

"You better stop talkin that shit before I put you on a shirt."

by lil patrick February 22, 2018

Fuck shirt

A type of boy who never wears shirts.

Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**

by Sletterig April 26, 2020

stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.

Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!

by latinmaster December 16, 2011

put on a shirt

Slang for getting killed/murdered. Often used by gang members + rappers in recent history

Explanation - When someone is murdered, their loved ones(or fans if famous) put a picture of them on a shirt to honor them. When someone says they’ll put someone on a shirt, they’re planning on killing that person.

“Yo that boy finna be put on a shirt if he don’t quit dissin me”

by dubzallday May 6, 2021

A shirl

A small minded person stuck in a small town. To have zero Insight or enlightened perspective. To be completely self absorbed to the point of blindly engaging with losers dipshits.

I should go to college..I dont want to end up A shirl.

by JusticeComes4usAll September 19, 2019

...And don't call me shirley

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

shirtless shit

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

by Professor Pod July 9, 2011