1. A rather large, burly, bearded, foul mouthed, violent and crazy sailor that is half Irish and Half German, but 100 % American. He isn't necessarily an alcoholic,but he must feed on large quantites of tastey alcohol to survive!
1. Shipwreck drank everything in sight.Then someone insulted the U.S. and his beard. So, shipwreck smashed everything in the bar and mauled several patrons.
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
2. At 6am, after a night of drinking and clubbing, Shipwreck passed out on the ground in the living room of Eriks house. He was at my house in my kitchen ,at 10:30am the same morning, enjoying a coffee mug of vodka on the rocks.
3. I've heard an expression " Cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish" . I think it should be shortened to " I'm Shipwreck Schell Bitch".
by prhyme954 March 10, 2009
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Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?
Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
by JanitorJo July 7, 2011
Get the Shipwreck surround sound mug.When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011
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by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006
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by Invisidude November 29, 2010
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"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."
That's the salty shipwreck
That's the salty shipwreck
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