A-Sharp

Quickly, immediately, promptly. Similar to ASAP (as soon as possible), but sharper and snappier.

"What are you guys sitting around for? Get the car A-sharp and let's roll out. I got a package to grab in two minutes "

by BioHazardX October 19, 2012

curt sharp

Generally used as a compliment to a male. Even more clever, intelligent, good-looking, well dressed, and attractive than just regular sharp, and knows how to manage his facial hair. Used when saying sharp just isn't enough.

A man that is curt sharp attracts every single lady within a four mile radius.

Example 1
Dude 1: Check out Joe with that well-trimmed-yet-rugged beard! Boy, he looks sharp today!

Dude 2: Nah man, look at the droves of women that are flocking just to get a glimpse of him. Joe is looking curt sharp today!

Example 2
The only way I can get that bootylicious girl to go out with me is if I am looking curt sharp when I talk to her.

by Win_With_Walton May 4, 2010

sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.

Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.

by Karina73 November 23, 2013

Sharist

A person who shares a lot of memes/post on Facebook and then writes hilarious and sarcastic comments. They usually share about 15 - 30 memes a day.

This is the 18th post she has shared today, she sure does her job as a sharist.

by - a canniber. July 24, 2021

Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

the devil's sharpie

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.

I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.

by jihadonU September 22, 2014

San Jose Sharks

The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team based in San Jose, California, United States. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League.
Founded in 1991. Home arena in the HP Pavilion based in San Jose (AKA the "The Shark Tank"). They hold Division Championships for 2001-02 and 2003-04.
Have just had their logo changed in 2007. Team colors are Deep Pacific Teal, Burnt Orange and Black. Mascot is S.J. Sharkie.

San Jose Sharks New Logo

San Jose Sharks Old Logo (1991-2007)

Are we still on for the Sharks game today? I hope he San Jose Sharks win todays game.

by Smilefallingstar November 24, 2007