shampoo

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.

by og October 27, 2004

Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

by ScarletMistress January 15, 2008

Shampoo

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.

He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.

by GoodOleDayz April 2, 2005

Shampoo

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)

by Audrey Karper July 18, 2008

Shampooing

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

by Prosititue user November 19, 2009

shampoo

code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets

that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner

by jack March 7, 2004

Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.

Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!

by drewsopher November 18, 2011