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Sex Offender Saturday

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.
Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.
by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021
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Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck
Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"
by Beans_bois July 16, 2019
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Registered sex offender

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"
by Enter Username Here June 3, 2015
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hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.
Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.
by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010
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Borderline Sex Offender

An individual like ricegum who is right at the border of becoming a sex offender. They try to justify any mistake and if they do apologize they give a half ass one. They often lack the ability the understand the idea of context. Often these creatures think they are a gangster or a pimp. This creature embodies everything that can be wrong with a man that has not committed a serious crime. Lucky we have good border control officers like iDubbbz Tv. The information of these creature was shown in the content cop about ricegum.
Guy1 " Dude did you hear that ricegum made fun of rape victim and said that you can rape her if you want to. And as a joke!
Guy2 "Yah, man that's fucked and he's trying to justify it by saying that the girl isn't upset."
Guy1 " Dude that's a total bull shit excuse"

Guy2 " And this guy made sexual remarks about underage girls and he said, "it just slipped".
Guy1 " Yah, man like Jake Paul is a douche bag but ricegum is a borderline sex offender!
by GayFrog_100%PatriotBlend October 12, 2017
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sexual sex offender

Fam: Dude did you get any sleep last night
You: Nah I saw a sexual sex offender
by Denys Swag September 2, 2019
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ur ancestor a sex offender

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
by PizzaBang May 15, 2018
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