seamen

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

seamentastic

In a celebratory manner, esp. one fitting for homosexual, Navy servicemen

The Navy-themed party at the gay bar was seamentastic.

by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere2 July 2, 2012

seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies

the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"

by billo sommerer March 28, 2008

seament

When a male ejaculates onto a surface, and the ejaculant fluids harden, much like cement.

Bro, I need some seament to seal my hole

by Faggatoni March 6, 2017

seamencide

A way of eradicating the males "little men"

"Doctor. i would lkie to apply the seamencide treatment"

by Dr.Sea men cide July 6, 2009

Seamenstache

Seamen in between the upper lip and nose on someones face, where the mustache is.

Ew dude, that guy's totally rockin a seamenstache!

by grandpa raper March 6, 2011

Seamen

when 2 twinks cum on each other's chests

Yo, I heard that Bob and Joe Seamened today.

by Mio The EYEBLEEDING BADASS March 21, 2020