Scrotometer

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.

The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood

by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009

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scrodome

A mostly bald man with a small patch of pubic-like hair on his forehead.

Shop Keeper in the Mediterranean Food Store:
Excuse me sir will you be buying of the falafels today?

Customer Ahmed: What happened to your hair?!

Shop Keeper: What are you talking about sir?

Ahmed: The top of your head looks like a scrodome - mostly hairless except for a few long curly pubes scattered about.

by scrodomocratic March 27, 2011

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Scrotom Sack

one who's face/head resembles a male scrotom

"man that kids face is so pale, if you threw water on his face he'd look like a scrotom sack

by crazyraaaaab March 14, 2011

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Scrotomitten

Mitten for the ball sack to keep it warm and prevents sweaty balls

I have a scrotomitten on and its so warm

by WebsterMandawg October 1, 2011

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scrotom heater

A small portable accessory usually found at kmart. It is operated by turning the nob on the side a few degees clockwise and attaching it to scrotom via the metal clips that come included in the packaging

Hey John can i borrow your scrotom heater because i really need to jerk it to blues clues porn and i havent any blanket so my scrotes gets quite chilly oh and those spongebob nipple clamps too for my anus

by fuck this i wanna jerk it February 25, 2014

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