James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020

Akiva Schaffer

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.

The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.

by BobbyK. March 11, 2011

gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.

Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :

by mckayla April 7, 2008

A Schauermann Joke

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.

While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.

by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011

Schafler

the coolest person on the face of the earth.
really funny, attractive, oh yeah and fun to be around of course.
smart, usually good at art or music in some sort of form. just overall an amazing person in general.
grab this person while you got them =)

p1= hey did u see schafler over there?
p2= yeah i did, lookin good.
p1= hells yeah

by kind stranger March 19, 2009

Jon Schaffer

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.

by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008