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Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.
The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
saxophone by zz no face March 15, 2025
saxophone lessons
Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.
saxophone lessons by theromanticpiano October 24, 2020
Saxophone Player
The most badass motha fuckers you'll ever meet. In the band, everybody knows that saxophones are the coolest people. They usually like smoking weed and getting high. See music like nobody else does and are passionate as hell.
Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.
Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.
When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.
In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.
The true makers of Jazz...
Saxophone players are the right amount of confident, not too much like the cock sucking trumpet players and not as little as the french horn players because nobody has even heard them speak.
Saxophone players are intelligent, good looking, funny, and epic. During football games, no other sections ever have as much fun as the saxophone players. In life, they end up being successful and turning into rich folks.
Usually end up being drum majors their senior year and are the best section leaders.
You will more than likely see the saxophone players hanging out with drummers.
When a saxophone player first picks us his/her instrument they know it's the love of his/her life. When then finally have a girlfriend/boyfriend they know how to turn them on.
In Texas, the saxes are unbelievable.
The true makers of Jazz...
Dan: "Yea dude, I heard about the saxophone players in the band. What's the deal?"
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "
Richard: "Does it matter? Anything they do, they will be better than you."
Dan: "Yea you're right.... "
Saxophone Player by SaxItUp November 15, 2011
Saxophone player
Saxophone player by Guy who looks like a crouton January 27, 2017
Saxophone Growl
By humming while blowing air into a Saxophone. Creating a raspy rock tone to your playing. Growl takes many years to perfect. But while playing the deeper your humming, while being off-key your Growl will sound even better!
On my solo last night at the Jazz Concert. I Growled so well to the best of the song!
My Saxophone Growl get's better every time I try it!
My Saxophone Growl get's better every time I try it!
Saxophone Growl by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010