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Bass Sausages

A person with unusually short, stumpy but most importantly wide fingers. The term "Bass Sausages" is derived from how they resemble sausages and are a boon to bass guitar players.
by GreasyHandsHarris June 29, 2008
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richmond sausages

by richmond sausages April 16, 2022
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Dreadlock sausages

In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com
"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."
by Robert Head December 9, 2008
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back sausages

When a woman has back fat all down her posterior its looks like sausages all the way down
Damn I can't hit that from behind, I don't want to look at back sausages
by IBThisUsernameDoesntExist August 11, 2018
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angry sausages

when you projectile vomit whole frankfurters at people.
i have a bad case of angry sausages
by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023
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Dennie's sausages

A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.
I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!
by Boris_the_Bass February 20, 2011
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drop some sausages

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.
by pentozali January 1, 2014
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