by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
Get the Knife fight rules mug.If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it.
The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.
by No socks January 20, 2018
Get the Sock rule mug.A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!
by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016
Get the Rule 96 mug.1. NuBBs will be nuBBs.
2. Never trust a nuBB.
3. Always get host.
4. Never play with a nuBB who has a guest.
5. Always avoid a nuBB with no mic and/or a guest.
6. You might be a nuBB if you use "noob-tube aperture" or otherwise known as the mp40, famas, or ak74u by the wise man that goes by Billis Tizzle.
7. One who participates in "Brady Bunchin" is a nuBB. This act is more commonly acknowledged, in Halo, as reaching the maximum nuBB capacity in any one vehicle. An example would be cramming three nuBBs in a warthog, when it is common knowledge that the third nuBB is simply not necessary.
8. Never put the grenade launcher attachment on the ak74u.
9. If you lose your juggernaut perk in nazi zombies more than three times in less than three rounds then you might be a nuBB.
10. You also might be a nuBB if you are fly trapped in a corner in nazi zombies and then tricked into opening the first two doors.
11. Finally, always respect the man that at the start of a game declares himself team leader and orders all of his nuBB teammates to follow his every move in order to lead said team to victory. This respectable man is often referred to as a "Charles Nades" or "NuBB King".
2. Never trust a nuBB.
3. Always get host.
4. Never play with a nuBB who has a guest.
5. Always avoid a nuBB with no mic and/or a guest.
6. You might be a nuBB if you use "noob-tube aperture" or otherwise known as the mp40, famas, or ak74u by the wise man that goes by Billis Tizzle.
7. One who participates in "Brady Bunchin" is a nuBB. This act is more commonly acknowledged, in Halo, as reaching the maximum nuBB capacity in any one vehicle. An example would be cramming three nuBBs in a warthog, when it is common knowledge that the third nuBB is simply not necessary.
8. Never put the grenade launcher attachment on the ak74u.
9. If you lose your juggernaut perk in nazi zombies more than three times in less than three rounds then you might be a nuBB.
10. You also might be a nuBB if you are fly trapped in a corner in nazi zombies and then tricked into opening the first two doors.
11. Finally, always respect the man that at the start of a game declares himself team leader and orders all of his nuBB teammates to follow his every move in order to lead said team to victory. This respectable man is often referred to as a "Charles Nades" or "NuBB King".
Man I'm glad we have a Charles Nades this game, we might actually win.
Oh man, I can't believe that I was killed by "noob-tube aperture", I should have followed the "nuBB rules".
I am sure glad that my guest and I, who do not have a mic, got host this game, that way I can inevitably quit and leave it to the "Charles Nades" on the team to pick up the slack.
Oh man, I can't believe that I was killed by "noob-tube aperture", I should have followed the "nuBB rules".
I am sure glad that my guest and I, who do not have a mic, got host this game, that way I can inevitably quit and leave it to the "Charles Nades" on the team to pick up the slack.
by Yorgi mashendavetwokov August 23, 2011
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Get the 7-11 rule mug.Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"
Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."
Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."
Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
by GET SCOTT SMITH, GET JUSTICE January 30, 2014
Get the rule 34.66 mug.Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.
Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.
by AdomC March 7, 2015
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