Retalivity

The phenomenon of someone being a total piece of shit, but somehow still loved wherever they go.

“Why the fuck does Scott Always get to sit down while everyone else cleans?”
“You get used to it. Poor Marlee just scooped his vomit out of the sink. she didn’t even care when she found out it was him!”
“Wow what a piece of shit, why do I feel like I love him more now”.

”Fuckk william has the worst lactose farts after drinking and yet I still always get him chocolate milk and offer to drive. Theory of Retalivity strikes again”.

“Heard you and Thompson hit up the tarred and feathered in Beaverton the other night”.
“ ya man, As soon as we walked in a bunchof randoms started telling him they feel like they’ve known him their whole life.”
“Wow the retalivity is strong with this one.”

by Koko4321 November 4, 2019

ruta

a cool and loving fren who always listens to you and a joy to be around. her smile and laughter lifts up your spirits.

you're so lucky to have a ruta! Those type of frenz are rare!

by MissLeo May 12, 2004

retaligagement

The act of getting engaged to someone as a response to your ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend becoming engaged.

Jenny accepting David's proposal is just a retaligagement of Steve proposing to Heather.

by Ryan Smith from Ohio February 10, 2009

Retalipoo

A punishment from your kitty when you either 1. neglect the litter box. 2. leave them unattended for too long.

Armed with a giant supply of paper towels, I am on the hunt for more retalipoo.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 1, 2009

Rural Dictionary

When the Word of the Day on UrbanDictionary recieves a majority of downward thumbs. This happens approximately once or twice per week as supposedly clever definitions completely miss the mark.

"Hey bro did you see UrbanDictionary's WOTD? It was totes mcgoats which apparently means "totally" to some delusional noob. Epic fail."

"Naw, they were just using their Rural Dictionary."

by Rochambeaux May 1, 2010

ruthless betty

A smoking hot sexy youngin'to cougarish female who is a panther in the sack.

Crotch: Yo son, check out that ruthless betty over there walking in the bar.

Mr. Johnson: Yeah I know her dude, She's a panther in the sack.

by Cash Johnson April 14, 2009

Rutatouille

Marrying cuisine and emotion: 'Ratatouille' and 'Rut'
An expression of displeasure or disappointment.

Shit, I got with Layla last night
Sorry to hear that mate, sounds like some piping hot rutatouille.

I'm sorry to hear about your miscarriage, sounds like some stale rutatouille.

by Arian Manouchehri October 6, 2010