jamarcus russell

When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.

Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.

by blueNGold October 23, 2009

Russel Peters

funniest comedian in the world!

boy #1 :did you see Russel Peters on t.v last nite?
boy #2:yh man he was funny!

by c_angelz January 25, 2006

Russel

Russel is a guy who has a tought exterior but when you get to know him, heck, have him in your life, you'll learn that he too can feel. He's the funniest, sweetest, smartest, most skillful person you'll know. He's into cars and vapes, and guy stuff. He is a very hard working man and he should be very proud of himself. As i am proud of him. Will you marry me?

I love you, russel

by Meowrisse July 31, 2016

Russellie

The coolest chick on the planet. The type of person everyone should be like, idolize, and appreciate. Her boyfriend should feel lucky, her family should feel honored, and her life should be recognized.

I wish my girlfriend was more like Russellie.

If only every girl was Russellie.

by Sexton Thickcastle July 8, 2011

Russell Wilson

The most freakin cringe football player on the planet. He creates nicknames for himself that are not accurate. (Mr.Unlimited and Dangeruss)
And even worse he got traded to the Broncos so that makes him even more cringe

Jim: Bro Russell Wilson is so cringe
Sarah: I know, he calls himself "Mr.Unlimited"
Jim: That guy needs help

by bzbbaybwufey hb9y April 15, 2022

Russell Crowe

An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!

"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"

"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"

"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"

"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"

"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"

by FRTW November 15, 2005

Jamarcus Russell

A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.

The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...

by rodeotwigs August 2, 2010