runner 

A person of legal age who buys alcohol for those of non-legal age.

Hey, we're almost out of beer...someone better find us a runner!

runner by foxy23 October 27, 2003

runner 

someone who is over the legal drinking and/or smoking age, who makes alcohol or cigarette runs for kids. (buys age-restricted substances for minors)

joey: hey you got the vodka?
mark: yea my runner went to the liquor store for me yesterday
joey: awesome!

runner by concavity December 20, 2009

runner 

a woman that will have sex with multiple partners simoltaniously.

Me and the Folks had a runnner the other day, she gave all of us good love.

runner by bilhed G October 12, 2003

Runner 

Typically found on college campuses. A runner is an individual who spontaneously takes of in a wild gallop for no apparent reason. This individual can most commonly be seen in the late hours of the evening when few people are outside.

I was walking with my girlfriend last night and a runner came down the sidewalk. After stopping in the middle of the walk, she proceeded to round the corner and fall.

Runner by A Concerned Streak October 11, 2004

runner 

The member of a group that goes out to get needed supplies, i.e. alchohol, food, ice, condoms, cigarettes, etc.

This person's effort acts as a deduction against share tax, and he/she is usually the initiator of insies.

Mary: We're outta smokes and beer. I've only got $5 but I'll be runner if anyone wants insies.
Everyone: Okay
Mary: I need your share tax.
Joe: Here's another $10.
Jim: I'll give another $10
Jane: I'm giving $20 to cover the rest of Mary's share 'cause she's the runner.

runner by scifivxn January 22, 2006

Runner 

Someone who run's from their problems. Whether it's from a financial standpoint, arguments, or the truth.

Peter had a disagreement with Lexi but since Lexi is a runner, she didn't respond and left.

Runner by Sonya345 April 22, 2017

Runner 

The part of a joint that burns faster than other parts causing the J to become a roach faster; usually occurs when people don't roll property

I always have to tell weed n00bs to fix the damn runner.

Runner by friedman May 21, 2003