Tbh it’s daddy rumpelstiltskin yes he’s packing and yes he’s thick tbh so is daddy jar jar but daddy rumpelstiltskin is better
by Daddy rump June 9, 2020
Get the Rumpelstiltskin mug.When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.
Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!
by Knight_Rider February 28, 2023
Get the Rumpelstiltskin mug.Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.
by charazarding champion January 24, 2025
Get the Rumpelstiltskin mudslide mug.When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.
Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."
by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014
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