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Rub the Hay

(aka "rub the haystack")The act of one sexual partner rubbing the hairs between the balls (or vagoona) and the anus, in order to achieve sexual pleasure. May be combined with a hand-/blowjob for ultimate satisfaction.
Damn, bro, my girlfriend was super kinky last night. She played a game of "stroke the needle and rub the haystack" and it was top notch.
by deryl streep January 8, 2013
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Lamb rub

When you stroke your partner close to a highly erogenous zone, but don't quite touch it and they let out a frustrated but sexually charged moan like a gentle bleat from a lamb.
I gave her the lamb rub and she was getting more and more turned on.
by Fountainofknowledge62 February 17, 2019
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juice rub

When a dog 🐕 has a itchy asshole and relieves them self’s by rubbing there juicy rectum on the household carpet , hence leaving behind a trail of a shit stain .
I was watching Monday Night football last night and my fucking dog started a juice rub right in front of me ,dragged his itchy ass on my new carpet leaving a 2 foot long shit stain on it !
by Large in charge March 21, 2019
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Super Rub a Dub

The ultimate game that defines the cool from the uncool. It is the only thing that makes the PS3 superior to the xbox 360.

You use the controller's motion sensors to move a bath-like maze to guide your Rubber Duck Warrior. Collect all the mini Duck Solders from their Bubble Cocoons. Once you have collected all the Ducks from the level you guide them to the exit where they spiral down the Epic Drainplug of Doom! Watch out for the Enemy Wind-up Sharks that devour your Duck Train to Victory!
"Dude... Super Rub a Dub is like the best game in the world.. Its better than thi crack maannnn"
by --TheEasterBunny-- January 19, 2009
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rub some dirt on it

To rub dirt inside a wound in order to help the blood clot. Also used as an expression telling someone to get over any physical injury or other pain.
Jimmy broke his leg? Tell him to rub some dirt on it and get back on the court!
by Superslayer May 10, 2010
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Boudreaux Back Rub

A "Boudreaux Back Rub" is when you are standing or walking, and a chick jumps on you from behind, pulls out your cock, and starts to give you a handjob from the piggyback position. It's named after the genius who conjured this move up in an inspired dream...
Dude, I was just walking to the bar and she came out of nowhere like a ninja and gave me a Boudreaux Back Rub... it was totally tits!!!
by Rig Supporter November 19, 2011
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Rub The Wrong Way

To annoy or irritate somebody. The saying refers to rubbing an animal/cats fur the wrong way, but means to piss somebody off.
1. I have to say, that president Dubya really rubs me the wrong way!
2. Those teenybopper Stinkin Park fans always rub me the wrong way
3. Sometimes I rub people the wrong way
by Nigel Tufnel February 3, 2005
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