Rudokas

A rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

Michael Rudokas is a constituent of a rare species of red-haired space cow, only found on the planet Jupiter, who has hella freckles.

by Zoe Zilz & Zach Schultz June 12, 2008

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011

Radomir

Radomir is a name that is mainly popular in Czech Republic or Poland. People who are called Radomir are tall, good looking and very emotional. They have an amazing significant other who is always sexy and beautiful. Every Radomir is always charming and has lots of friends but the main ones always are the closest. They are athletic and are extremely fast. People named Radomir are always the biggest Star Wars nerds out there.

Have you seen Radomir and his girlfriend Tilly?

They’re such a great couple :)

by Mito the mighty January 25, 2020

Rudolf

An unfortunate person who gets a whole deal of Christmas jokes all the time.

“Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer!”
“That’s the fifth time this week—”
“Had a very shiny... nOOOOOSE!!!”

by Rudølf April 27, 2021

Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009

ridominant

extremely talented; more skilled than ridiculous and dominant

Reggie Bush is the most ridominant player to ever touch the turf and you're not gonna pick him first in the draft?!?

by Patrick Bailey July 21, 2006

Rudone

When beef, pork or poultry is served raw or underdone often causing nausea or diarrhea.

Man, I can't believe Matt served rudone chicken again... I know I'mma get the shits...

by TheSmokinApe March 30, 2015