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Revision

Homework that accualy counts towards something.
Dude! i did some revision and i upped my grades from E's to B's

Good for you! i have to do a report that dosent get graded for anything...
by sergio juan sheet rodriguez November 15, 2010
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revision game

The revision game is played by students in the days before a major exam, in which everyone lies about the amount of revision they have done, typically claiming to have "not opened a book".

It may be a form of psychological warfare, designed to put others off their guard by appearing to be less competitive than one really is.

An alternative theory is that the revision game is a more co-operative phenomenon, where everyone lies about how much revision they have done to boost the confidence of their peers, and their peers do the same in return.

For whatever reason, all students are compelled to play the revision game, despite a mutual understanding that it is all just a bluff.
Matt claims he's not started revising for the exam tomorrow, but I know he's just playing the revision game.

Of course I told him that I haven't opened a book either, but he won't be fooled.
by iMacThere4iAm January 21, 2010
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Silent Revision

Any update to a product that is sold in the same model designation as the previous variation.
Sennheiser made a silent revision to their HD600 headphones
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Revisionary

One whose grasp of the future is consistently and remarkably accurate. (Per personal retrospective review.)
PUNDIT (addressing the mirror): Knew it, knew it, knew it!!Obama-style health care reform will never fly in this country.
MIRROR (silent but reflective) displays PUBLIC OPTION NOW! poster in the background.
URBAN DICTIONARY GATE KEEPER: You must repeat the word revisionary in the example.
PBADDY: But it's redundant. Shame there's no way around it.
by Pbaddy January 23, 2010
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revision

Too masterbate, wank, jack off.

Started from a lonely boy who was revising history, and had a sudden turn on and "Revised".
Example 1

Did you revise last night?

Yeh, and it felt good!

Example 2

Did you do some revision before the exams?

Yeh, obviously!

HA
by smuggins September 24, 2007
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Revision Coma

You've reached exam time and you definitely should have been revising up to this point so you arrive at the inevitable result of having to force yourself into a deep state of learnings. The coma is usually brought on by a deep sense of fear and usually occurs after a fortnight of procrastination.
Man, I didn't revise at all over the last two weeks off, now I've slipped into a revision coma

*On exam day* I only started revising last night, I didn't sleep at all even though I was in a revision coma
by asb3stos May 18, 2010
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Revision

A word used in My school, i doubt that any other school uses it. The word means to give someone a blowjob. Usually the teacher doesn’t know about it so peers will laugh at the teacher being annonymous about it.
Teacher: Okay I will now give you your textbooks
Boy: Sir do you do Revision?
(Whole class Laughs)
by Mr Grosling April 4, 2019
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