Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

rodney's weekend

A week day taken off work. Particularly when the weather is too nice to be inside. Particularly favoured by people called Rodney.

Person 1: The surf was pumping yesterday
Person 2: Weren't you at work?!
Person 1: Nah, i was having a Rodney's Weekend

Person 1: Man, what a great weekend
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: It's Rodney's Weekend

by kevin tracey October 22, 2019

grow some rodneys

grow some balls, grow some testicles

Tom: I don't want to do that i'm scared.
Jim: Grow some rodneys and do it.

by dtm2 January 13, 2011

rodney rude

The funniest bogannest comedian ever

rodney rude is a funny cunt

by Fatt Stu May 27, 2003

A Rodent Nose

The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.

Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!

by Merkhead August 25, 2013

Rodney Kinged

1. The act of police stress reduction through judicious brutal beating of patsy in order to alleviate the need to abuse wife, ,mother-in-law, child, dog, cat, neighbor, secret boyfriend or self upon arrival home after shift.

3. Taking advantage of one of the hidden perks of being a policeman, ie. "We can do this because we are police and can and you cannot."

1. Officer O'Flaherty thoroughly Rodney Kinged two suspicious innocent teen-agers who refused to comply with his whimsical dominant demands.

2. I was glad to be Rodney Kinged by the fine officer of the law so that his family and neighbors would be safe when he returned home.

by Diogio Rome November 24, 2007

Rodney Mullen

The NEW skateboarding star after Tony Hawk. Rich, good at skateboarding and owns several companies.

rodeny mullen kicks ass

by fuckoff November 2, 2004