Rocketman

/räkət-man/ verb:
1) The act of masturbating alone in the attempt to ejaculate into one's own mouth, sometimes after a drunk session auto-erotic asphyxiation while also listening to John Elton.
2) The act of doing the rocketman while also watching a self-recorded video cassette of yourself doing the rocketman in front of a Sony Hi8 Camcorder and a mirror.

After a long nite out with the boys, I usually like to go home and rocketman.

by kimjongrocketman September 20, 2017

rocketlawnchair

Rocket luncher ... Rocket lawn chair is a funny way to say it ^^

mePwn3dg0d: W00t!!!

mePwn3djesus: ??

mePwn3dg0d: G0t Rocket Lawn Chair (rocketlawnchair) !!!!

mePwn3djesus: omfg ... m3 s0 pwn3d T.T

by Naser September 23, 2007

rocketsauce

extremely hot, like the business end of a rocket.
so extremely hot sauce.

(also known as kyle)

"Have you seen Kyle? He's so rocketsauce."

"Wasabi is so rocketsauce."

by kaliente15 May 5, 2008

rocketman

a song by Elton john

"and i think its gonna be along long time till touchdown brings me round 2 find im not the man they think i am at home IMA ROCKETMAN burning out my fuse here alone"

mars aint the kinda place 2 raise ur kdis... matter fact its cold as hell

by apugs August 7, 2004

rocketman

that guy your mom tells you about when you're little. he's the one that makes you smile when you're upset over a blue waffle. his jokes seem endless. there is no happy day without his presence. he is talented in so many ways, only the best girl could keep up. he pokes fun at /b/tards and the new generation kids. he listens to classic oldies. he's the guy you take home to meet your family and friends. he has the coolest car. he is proud of everything he has, but is never ungrateful. he keeps his priorities in check. he is the guy that everyone approves of. he won't let you give him hickies, in attempt to remain socially acceptable. his favorite color is blue. he's amazing at the guitar. rocketman is the one guy you can call at any time and complain about all the stupid drama you have just to end up with a smile on your face. you'll always be able to trust him. he's simply, everything you'll ever want in a man. he'll take you to the moon if you let him.

danielle: hey rocketman, when are you going to take me to the moon?
nathan: when i rack up the courage, sweetheart.

by danielleabear September 6, 2010

Rocketman

Personally my favorite movie, Taron Egerton is Elton John in this film. It has a ton of throwback song's including Bennie and the jets, tiny dancer, goodbye yellow brick road, your song, and most importantly Rocketman. Me and my babe Nae Clarie Or Janae Clarie watched it together

Me. Have you watched Rocketman its a very good movie
Nae. No lets go watch it right now

by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 11, 2019

Throat-rocketing

The act of violently performing oral sex with a penis.

Yo Becca was totally throat-rocketing Mason last night!

by MMDB November 3, 2013