Red Rocket

When you just want to get it on with mans best friend but you forgot you got him neutered a while back. What do you do? You squeeze that shit right out like the last bit of tooth paste in the bottle.

Hey man I had a red rocket fiesta last night

by Big Red ;) October 15, 2019

Little Red Rocket

A very small dick that has ranga pubes

"Did you know that Sean's nude got leaked to the whole school?"
"Yes, they nicknamed it Little Red Rocket"

by kfcftw September 3, 2016

red rocket pocket

slang for the vagina

man i cant wait to get into her red rocket pocket

by drb350 January 19, 2011

Red Rocket Fuel

dog semen

I bet that furry wants a shot of red rocket fuel in his ass.

by Yr_Hud August 29, 2018

Rudolph's Red Rocket

Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.

Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.

by Se7en November 16, 2006

red rocket maintenance

the act of a male masturbation

john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance

by kid ravioli January 19, 2009

Red Rocket Rendezvous

A party, place, or any situation that is completely lacking any memeber of the female sex.

Dude, I totally agree, wwcc IS a huge red rocket rendezvous.

by lumps329 January 19, 2009