A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)
Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"
Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"
Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray
by Torbaydos February 11, 2022
Get the Dry Robemug. a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer
by will July 2, 2005
Get the robe intrudermug. I wanted skin to skin but she made me robe up.
I always robe up when I do a prostitute.
I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.
I always robe up when I do a prostitute.
I robe up when I wank. Avoids a mess.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
Get the Robe Upmug. The covering of clothes worn by a courtroom judge.
A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.
A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.
by Jon Davis January 13, 2004
Get the black robemug. Referring to the infamous "I put on my robe and wizard hat" line used in a cyber sex session made famous by bash.org. Used to describe someone capable of ruining a conversation with anyone of the opposite sex beyond the point of repair.
"Hey, who was that hot girl Joey was talking to yesterday?"
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
"Dunno, he went all robe and hat on her, scared her off."
by furkel May 27, 2009
Get the Robe and hatmug. the look of the combination of sleep deprivation and muscle relaxation in facial muscles that result from robeing.
by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007
Get the robeing facemug. The fold of skin which covers the head of the penis. More broadly referred to as the prepuce, a term which also describes the female clitoral hood. More commonly referred to as the foreskin.
by titsnbarrels September 22, 2010
Get the Kings Robemug.