Ronalda

A person to whom you express your deep affection and romantic interest. A Ronaldo can be your significant other or someone you have a crush on

"She is my Ronalda and I love her"
"He is my Ronaldo, we started dating last month"

by Lamp001 November 26, 2021

Texas roadass

When you have sex in a car and slip it in the wrong hole and she yells out yee-haw

"Hey man heard you hooked up with Stephanie last night"
"Yeah, I gave her the ol Texas roadass"

by IndyB February 19, 2018

Ringo Roadagain

A character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Coolest man in fiction, definitely fit for angst. He almost got raped in his childhood, R.I.P man.

Gyro Zeppeli: I will beat the shit out of you for almost killing my best friend!
Ringo Roadagain: haha 6 seconds go brrr

by magenta_mags July 5, 2021

Roald Dahl

Roald Dahl was born September 13, 1916, he died November 23, 1990. When he was alive, he was sent to multiple boarding schools, most notably Canterbury, his headmaster was the future Archbishop of Canterbury and don't think he didn't spare students from the spanking. He did BIG spanking, mind you. Imagine, the future Archbishop of Canterbury is spanking you. But I got too far off track. When WWII started, he stopped alot of Germans from escaping to Portugese East Africa, although most of them probably wouldn't enlist in the army. He then joined the RAF and was sent on missions during the Middle East and Greece. He crashed into the ground an spent about a week in a hospital. After that, he went back to his mother until he went to America. There he found a publisher who told him to send him notes, when Roald Dahl sent him an entire book! The publisher recognized his talent and rushed to publish it. He wrote "A Piece of Cake", "The Twits", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator", "Danny, the Champion of the World", "Matilda", "The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and 6 More" and more.

Roald Dahl was an inspiring author.

by midfag November 30, 2018

Roald

Ginger headed males of a unique variety who will spend $40 on fish n chips at any given opportunity. Appreciates guns, chinese people, monkeys, beer, gay chinese monkeys, porn, fish n chips and Kylie Minogue. Roald's tend to get shit-faced drunk with their grandmothers, strip off their clothes and bury strange objects in the garden. Roald's do make very entertaining characters, although it is advisable to approach them with extreme caution when intoxicated or in possession of a gun. The secret to making friends with a Roald, OR capturing a Roald's heart lies in a suprise cheeseburger. The distinctive coloring of young Roald's does tend to capture the interests of horny female middle-aged school principles....

Person: "Hey man.. can i ask a favor?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "Pleeease?
Roald: "Nah

Person: "...What if i got you a burger...?
Roald: "FUCK YES!!@$%@!!!

by 235hi8ygsdk4 January 30, 2010

roadage

The ability to receive oral gratification while driving....with soft lips...

Bitches be given me roadage

by MenaD July 6, 2014

ronalda

She’s a girl who loves to dance, and also loves many boys too. She will simp over a lot of people too. She is really funny and will make you smile when you really feel down.

Is that Ronalda the girl who always simps?

by Blossomness November 19, 2021