roadies

an alcoholic drink of choice for your commute home

Susan had a few roadies on the way, thereby loosening her up for her date and proceeded to have some of the best sex of her life!

by Sexy Bitch December 25, 2008

Roadie Soadie

To crack open a beer in the car (usually after work) and drive around and drink the beer

Todd gave the dumb whore a roadie soadie until she puked it back up in his truck.

by Todd R. Janko May 24, 2006

roadside rape

Rape on the roadside

That person got roadside raped

by Sushy March 20, 2017

Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

by DAS206 July 19, 2019

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

Wing Roadie

Derived from "wingman", a wing roadie is a driver in a caravan of cars that helps out their fellow caravan drivers by blocking traffic to help them switch lanes, get around slow drivers and stay together.

Jen: "Hey Jess, that was awesome when you cut that guy off to let me in. I would have been waiting forever!"

Jess: "That's what a wing roadie is for, man!"

by Angel21619 September 7, 2010

roadside roastbeef

the female equivalent of roadhead.

i had some roadside roastbeef last night, and it tasted great.

by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009