roadside slushie

When you add road salt to your drink. Take a handful of gray slush off of the sidewalk and mix it in with a Cherry Coke. Shake well.

The lady at the poison control help line laughed when I told her I took a big swig of a roadside slushie

by AndrewIsntCool March 17, 2021

Roadside Stare

When someone unfamiliar with cars has theirs break down on the side of the road. The individual then pops the hood only to stare at the motor since they are unsure of the problem

"Yeah I saw Bobby doing giving the Roadside Stare to his 2001 Camry after breaking down on I-95"

by swausyjabroni January 3, 2022

Roadside Toast

When you want to take revenge on someone, you abduct any one of their family members (preferably female) and burn them alive on a busy road. After they burn to the crisp, you start to fuck them right on the spot and cum inside.

He isn't paying me back. Maybe I should give him the roadside toast.

by deathbeater October 11, 2023

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

roadside bomb

When a person enters a room, stops in front of any person they choose, let out a fart(silent but deadly or any other types)then leave the room like nothing happened.

oh my god,last night i let off the worst roadside bomb ive ever smelt in my life!

by captmyke June 11, 2006

roadside shopping

using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall

'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'

by timbo the awesome one May 2, 2010

Roadside Slush

Taking a steaming shit on a snow drift, then laying your partner on said snow drift and fucking their brains out.

Yo dude that chick from Wisconsin asked me for a roadside slush. DURTY

by BlegoMemorialHighway February 27, 2012