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Louisiana Roadhouse 

When a man an a woman are making love in a car while one is driving the car down the road.
My girlfriend and I did the Louisiana Roadhouse yesterday, but we almost crashed.

Kentucky Roadhouse

When one farts in a room and vacates following the discharge
It smells horrible in here.

Yeah Kenny just came in and hit us with the Kentucky Roadhouse.

Ahhhh skunknuts!!

Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore 

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.

texas roadhouse 

Instead of catching am apple with her teeth, she gave me a Texas Roadhouse
texas roadhouse by Narc83 September 3, 2016

Joshua Roadhouse 

Someone whos related to chuck norris and loves to read books like a weirdo lmao.
"That Joshua Roadhouse just lynched me for stealing one of his strawberries, he kinda cute though"
Joshua Roadhouse by ampatrollea November 5, 2020

Texas Roadhouse 

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.
Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.
Texas Roadhouse by awmm December 10, 2018