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Ringtone Hypnosis

1. The sound of the ringtone is too enjoyable to answer the call.
2. The song selected for the ringtone is so mesmerizing, the call recepient chooses to listen to the song over the voice of the caller.
3. When a phone rings, and the recipient becomes so engaged in the song, he forgets to answer the call.
4. The recipient of a call cannot answer the phone because his urges require him to complete the song.
5. The act of choosing to listen to the ringtone over engaging in a conversation with the caller revealed on Caller ID.
1. "Please leave a message: 'Greg! I know you're listening to that stupid song you like so much!! Please change my ringtone to something annoying and end the ringtone hypnosis!'
2. "You haven't spoken to your mother in months, man!"..."I know. It's ringtone hypnosis. I WANT to talk to her, but I just have to let the song play out."
3. "I'm sorry I missed your call. I caught a touch of ringtone hypnosis. It won't happen again. I'm changing the ringtone."
4. "That's your boss! Answer it!" ... "I want to, but you know...ringtone hypnosis"
5. "Dude! Ain't that your girl?"..."Yeah, but I like this song. I can talk to her later."..."They have a word for that, now, you know! It's called 'ringtone hypnosis', dude!"
by Cravicky July 23, 2020
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by terminator12345678901 June 11, 2011
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Lost Your Ringtone

To tell someone, specifically a significant other: "You Lost Your Ringtone" is a serious sign the relationship is over. A special ringtone is only reserved for those near and dear. It is the ultimate end of the relationship. On the upside, you can give the former ringtone to your new boo. One persons loss, another's gain.
Nitai: I have bad news. You lost your ringtone. Sorry.
by Funny Moms May 31, 2018
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Ringtone DJ

One who plays around with the ringtones on thier phone as much to the point of annoyance
Micheal! Stop being such a Ringtone DJ!
by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006
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ringtone rap

Rap music that white wigger teenage girls listen to. Usually heard on their cells, their Mustangs, at school dances, and at basketball games.
Teen 1: OMG, I love this like new song from like Soulja Boy, he is sooo like kewl and he is a real GANGSTA yo
Teen 2: I gotta put this on this cell yo and blast this fiya joint to ma homiez, yo and blast it in my Pontiac G8 very loud. Keep it pimpin'
Real G: Turn off this fucking ringtone rap and listen to some old skool real rap like Snoop Dogg.
by Kyle230 June 22, 2009
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mosquito ringtone

(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.
a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.
by jackieisemo July 3, 2007
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ringosexual

To be sexually attracted to a very sexy Ringo Starr.
bob:Did she just say she wanted to rape Ringo?
bill: Yeah she is Ringosexual.
by nancy shears October 9, 2008
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