Riding the toilet

When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.

Tim has been riding the toilet all morning

by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016

riding raw

When you go in without a condom

Bob surprised me when he went in riding raw last night

by HarryBB8 October 25, 2017

riding the covered wagon

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.

What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.

by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006

Lord of the Ringing

When one sits down and watches The Lord of the Rings Trilogy from beginning to end with no breaks.

I do not have any class today so were going to watch The Lord of Rings movies all day. Oh, so your Lord of the Ringing today.

by Jayhawk24 November 27, 2007

Riding the white tiger

A fancier way of saying a heroin trip

Bill: "Where's John? He's supposed to be here..."
Sam:" He said he's off in seclusion"
Bill:"Seclusion? He's probably off in a hotel room somewhere riding the white tiger"

by Larryjerry March 10, 2017

Riding the Ramos

the motion of having sexual relations with the stallion which is sergio ramos, someone who rides the ramos hourly is "sophie"

A: How was your night?

B: I spent it riding the Ramos!

by madridstolemyheart January 16, 2011

riding the panther

Refers to the caffeine high following ingesting a large amount of coffee.

A variant of ride the tiger, which refers to the use of heroin.

Dude, I'm already riding the panther. I'll pass on that fourth espresso.

by philipmorg January 24, 2011