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Right Hand Rule

This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.

There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.
"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."
by E. Jack Ulator November 19, 2009
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Right Hand Vagina

-noun-

The most powerful female under a man.

The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.

The woman with whom someone of power relates to best

An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence

Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions

When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
by Furbyattack February 23, 2011
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right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.
Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!
by Craig November 3, 2003
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Right Hand Bitch

The person at your job whom your boss always relies on/ gives the best projects too, and who usually pretends to be oblivious to this but secretly loves it.
"Man, there's hardly any work to do"
"Yeah, except for Luciel, she just does the bosses bidding for him all day"
"Yeah, that's because she's his right hand bitch"
by Edinburghssuiteheart September 7, 2009
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Right Hand Fag

A highly valued person or best friend who is homosexual.
Steve: Can I come to your party on Saturday?

Chris: Of course you can bro, you're my right hand fag!
by Archangel89 July 29, 2011
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Right Hand Band

most Awesomest band ever, thats melodys get stuck in your head
did you hear that band, what were tehy called

Dude thats Right Hand Band beeyotch
by D. myspace.com/righthandband October 17, 2007
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right hand milf

This is my right hand milf. I couldn't do without her.
by philologue August 14, 2011
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