white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.

My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

Pink Ribbon Breakfast

Eating out a girl in the morning as she wakes up while she is menstruating and sporting a tampon. The pink ribbon is formed from the overnight flow that has seeped into the external tampon string turning it to a delightful, light shade of pink.

Carl woke up his girl with a little hot oral action and didn't mind that she was ragging and her heavy flow made it a Pink Ribbon Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2015

blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

pulling a robson

the correct term for when alcohol turns you into a pervert

girl:that guy is looking at me wierd
other girl:yeah he's allways pulling a robson

by will.loves.men December 13, 2010

blue ribbon committee

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009

Ribbon Theory

An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.

Ribbon theory never developed the following of sequin theory.

by Prof. Stephen Hawking January 18, 2006

Ribboned

1. to talk to someone, pretending you are someone else with the intention of making fun of them later.

"We totally ribboned James and we got him to tell us about his jerking off habits!"

by theribbonator June 18, 2008