rumba

run up my broccoli ass

Sebastian : ima fag? nah you can rumba

by awkwardjaidaa December 8, 2019

rhubarb-forcer

A woman who is sexually attractive enough to cause an erection -- make the rhubarb grow -- just by looking at her.

Guy: Wow, that girl is HOT!
Friend: Yep, she's a real rhubarb-forcer!

by ring-tailed roarer April 13, 2014

total rhubarb

Completely and undeniably true.

Claims that Brexit is a disaster are total rhubarb.

by Rishi47 January 27, 2022

rhubarb

A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.

Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

rhubarb

Plant typically found growing wild in the City of Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Dude, my Abercrombie shirt just fell off the porch and into that patch of rhubarb. Fucking REFS!!!"

by Severance June 16, 2006

Rub the Rhubarb

To jack off or masterbate. It origin comes from the vibrant red color the penile shaft takes on after a particularly vigorous rub-out session.

After the high school dance left Danny hot and bothered, he had no choice but to rub the rhubarb.

by Chicago Jeff October 4, 2006

Rumbaremeter

The area in the corners of a room that the Rumba can't access.

Too bad the Rumba leaves that Rumbaremeter in every room.

by Aloisious April 27, 2021