Northern White Rhino

An older white canadian man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The Northern White Rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not horny , sometimes sporting his man horn. More often that not claiming to have a spectacular one.

There's A Northern White Rhino over there. How do you know? Look he has his horn.

by daddyowe April 15, 2010

White Rhino

Strain of high quality marijuana

dude u got any white rhino to burn?

by Ty August 25, 2004

Doing the Rhino

When you have diarrhea comparable to the way a rhino shoots its shit everywhere.

OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.

by Jon Thurston August 29, 2009

Rhinoey

Another word for "Horny"

Luis and Jules acted pretty Rhinoey when a group of girls came in the room.

by ;) January 20, 2021

smashed by a rhino

A pick up line asked by a fat guy to a good looking girl. Smashed by a rhino is a pick up line meaning have you ever had sex with a fat guy.

Hey girl, you ever been smashed by a rhino.

by TwoCowUp April 20, 2015

Gay Rhino

The act of forcefully smashing another person's anus with your knee, usually when they are bent over. If victim is standing, distributor of said act may grasp victim's shoulders to ensure they won't avoid a vicious Gay Rhino.

Person 1: "Dude my anus still hurts from that gay rhino the other day."
Person 2: "Haha yeah, I really dug my knee up your butt hard."

by bigoldfatguy October 9, 2011

Rhino-drunk

The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.

Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?

Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.

by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009