When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
Get the Restless Dick Syndrome mug.The feeling a community college student gets when they are about to lose their mind. Having hit the point where ridiculous ideas sound like normal good ideas. Reaching the point in your life where you wonder what on earth you are doing and then figuring it out agin in a matter of minutes. Going from sane to crazy instantly.
"I knew restlessticity had hit me when I spend hours in the hot tub with home made waterproof notecards to study with while eating a cotco hot dog and an entire bottle of martinelli's.
by Nate Brott October 26, 2011
Get the Restlessticity mug.Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.
After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders
by ButterBros September 11, 2015
Get the restless steeze syndrome mug.When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.
by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023
Get the Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome mug.This is the feeling you get on a Sunday, usually in the late afternoon or early evening. It usually results from a combination of an uneventful weekend and anxiety over work the next week. Symptoms of Sunday restlessness include going on a drive aimlessly around town, going for a walk, or going into a store for no real reason. Being unhappy with your job increases the intensity.
by New English December 6, 2010
Get the Sunday Restlessness mug.a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much caffeine. JUST SAY NO!
hot guy 1: man, my girl last night, she wouldn't stop movin her damn legs! she kicked me in the balls, so now theyre sore
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.
by liger3000 October 6, 2004
Get the restless legs syndrome mug.A burger that doesn't have any Roeth in it. Or simply just a cheeseburger. It is rumored that McDonald's is going to add Roethlessburgers to their happy meals, in which case the toy would be a rape whistle.
by mostlyincorrectdefinition January 24, 2011
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