Returd

A turd that is almost out but then says "HELL NO BITCH" and then slips back up your ass crack

imma slip back up this ass crack cause im a returd

by Hotshot128 October 16, 2018

Returd

A combination of the word retard and turd normally used to describe someone that has the quality of a turd and a retard.

John is such a returd

by NotMystic December 4, 2018

returd

To describe an INSANELY dumb individual without using the r-slur. Enhances the word with mention of poop.

No way, that kid just slapped his mother.
Wutta returd move
Ikr

by vectorperkins November 8, 2020

Returd

someone who is retarded that is being a little shit

John your such a fucking Returd

by Mix'N'Match 2 for 6 November 19, 2020

returd

Someone who poops out a turd, eats it, then poops it out again, thinking that they have just done something monumental. Socially acceptable replacement for the "r" word.

Donald Trump suggested injecting bleach as a possible COVID-19 cure. What a returd.

by CryptoKnight October 2, 2024

Returd

How a retard with a scat fetish spells "Retard," in Roblox game chat.

This crippled returd fugged me up.

by Zynxos January 26, 2024

Returd Baby

Term used to describe teammates or enemies in an online game, who are very unskilled.
(Returd Baby is a replacement word for Noob)

"my name is (insert name) and I'm a Returd Baby, Wanh!!"
or
"Bunch of returd babies, put them in a pot and cook them in a stew"(used to describe more than one person)

by spacemandito November 6, 2008