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self restraint

not doing something you want to do really badly. usually the thing you want to do is a bad thing
dude i watched so much porn last night.

did you jerk off?
no.
wow such a great feat of self restraint.
by trent's dick January 23, 2011
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eXtreme Restraints

eXtreme Restraints is one of the biggest online retailers of bondage and kink gear. Their reputation and customer base was built on their tendency to stock extremely niche fetish gear and sex toys.
I was looking for (insert uncommon fetish toy here) and I eventually found it on extreme restraints (extremerestraints.com). The price was pretty good too. They also had a huge collection of (insert kinky category here).
by JamesXR April 23, 2007
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Retainer Banger

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.
Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!
by Cody Jz October 14, 2008
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Negro Restraining Order

Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.
If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order
by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010
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retrink

Name only given to people of legendary status. Very intelligent person, often a nick name.
"That was something only a Retrink could do"
by Quinn Udy September 14, 2013
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Retainer relief

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.
After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.
by FrayFanatic June 3, 2015
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Retran

One who is more horrendous than an retard but still has the qualities of a functioning human being, yet they still continue to be a retard.
Leafy: Stereo, you should really stop fighting that man, you've lost three times.
Stereo: I'll beat him this time for sure.
Leafy: You dumb, stupid, retran, Stereo.
by LeafoKujo11111111111 October 4, 2016
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