retort

an insult to use instead of saying retard, a nicer more polite version of the insult

you can also be retorted or referred to as a retort stand as a further comeback

person 1: omg ok retort
person 2: uhh sure you're more retorted
person 1: omg no uuuu retort stand

by yeahwhatever23 May 4, 2019

Retorte

A person who's anal region is sore and throbbing

John's anus is really retorted.

by Retorted guy October 24, 2019

Retorted

Way of saying retarded for high intelligence people especially those doing AS Physics. Not to be confused with a retort stand which is used to measure the length of ones PP.

Choi Lik Sit is so retorted

by AaryanPrasad(Not My Real Name) November 20, 2020

retonto

Like off the chain,the absolute dumb way

Retarded!!
So fuckin Badass

My oldest son Jacob’s new car is RETONTO!!
Nice , clean pimp ride!

by YUSoScary78 June 5, 2022

retortoise

someone who is slower and more retarded than a tortoise

rob: what'd you get on the math test
Jimmy: a 12%
rob: you're such a retortoise

by BigBlackManFucker12789 February 15, 2023

Retoot

The residue left in a tooter after a large quantity of drugs has been smoked through it. See also resin, reclaim

I've got to start smoking all this retoot I've accumulated from clogged toot toots.

by Blendan August 26, 2023

Retortical

A remark that is both rhetorical and is essentially a retort, as when asking a question in a sarcastic tone that indicates you don’t require an answer.

I hate to get retortical about it, but are you sure you didn’t leave you brain at home?

by Time Foolery March 30, 2024