Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action

S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation

by MER8490 August 1, 2008

Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021

Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011

Equal Exchange Retaliation

Equal exchange retaliation is the act of retaliating in such a way as to repeat the action in exactly the same manner each time.

Example: Stealing your neighbor’s campaign signs then repeating the act each time it’s replaced.

What most people consider harassment Jonathan considers equal exchange retaliation.

by SpitFire4Truth September 28, 2020

Mental retardation

Anti-vaxxer

Hi I'm an anti vaxxer. I have the highest form of mental retardation.

by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019

retardnation

A combination of the words "retard" and "nation".
A nation or defined group of people that seem mentally retarded, stupid, or "special"; A cluster-fuck of stupid people.

"This is not fucking fair: I have a retardnation for a study group!"

by Andrew Siegel May 19, 2008

Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014