reTardis

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 17, 2008

Retardis

A person whose mental capacity is not as small as it would appear from the outside

You mean John's normal? i thought he was definitely a bit slow. He's a total retardis.

by affleck April 29, 2009

retarditity

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.

Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.

by TheNurd December 27, 2006

Retardiculous

A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.

Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.

by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Homo Retardus

Biologically, humans run off the binary of male and female, so biologically people who identify as neither or anything else are saying that they're not human. Therefore, they are a sub-species under the homo genome (similar to how us humans are Homo Sapiens).

John: "Those people who say they're not male or female are not human by their own definition, they are what are now being called Homo Retardus."

by Scribe of the Heretic September 9, 2021

retarditude

One who is not actually retarded, but has the attitude of a retard because they don't have a functioning reproductive organ and their FUPA is gigando.

Suck my wanger, retarditudes.

by Jim November 10, 2003