Restrictions

1. When you can't do something
2. When a person cannot get to class
3. A bear
4. A person who likes Ice Mountain

Girl: Hey Restrictions
Boy: Why do you call me Restrictions?
Girl: Go look it up.

by Leila976545678 July 6, 2011

reastricting

Really restricting

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

by jack the monster May 17, 2011

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

Alien Resurection

Fourth installment of the Alien series.

It doesnt matter who directed this movie becuase it blows and nobody likes it.

wow, the Alien saga should have ended at Alien 3. Alien Resurection is just horrible.

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

fart restrictive

A household that does not allow open farting.

John comes from a fart restrictive family. You cannot fart out loud in his house, you have to go to the bathroom.

by SouthernSpeedo May 12, 2017

reserection

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.

My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.

by Bum Bull Bee January 24, 2008