ricestoration

the long term process of reconditioning and ricing out older, often japanese, cars to varied degrees and with mixed results

Over the past three years I installed a rear wing, a fiberglass body kit, 17" chrome wheels, and lambo doors on my '95 civic. It just needs a new paintjob and the ricestoration will be complete.

by SpeedyG123 February 22, 2009

Brestoration

similar to old car restoration, you restore an old womans brest to look like they used to.

Did you see that old hag with the huge boobs?

You mean the one with the "Brestoration " ?

by Super Jess January 19, 2009

restortion

restortion is a cult that worships cp

Dude, have you seen the restortion bloodline? I heard they really love cp.

by LifeOfDeezy December 28, 2022

jock strap respiration

The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.

Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.

Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.

Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."

Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.

by ASR June 1, 2006

Retration

A word to use when u know the meaning of a word but you can't explain it somehow

Friend:what's the meaning of hypnosis

Me:dammit I don't know it's a retration

by n0th1n3zz August 21, 2019

Erotic Respiration

Calling someone over the phone and breathing into the receiver in a sexual manner.

"Anthony called me last night, tried some Erotic Respiration on me."

*picks up the phone* "Hello?" "HUFFHUFFFHUFFOHBABEH!" "Bye."

by the mighty nexy February 25, 2011

Cellular respiration

What our nutty British science teacher tried teaching us for 50 months.. and we all flunked the test with our tiny donkey brains

Halllooo dear explain what cellular respiration is ! Me: uhh a tea flavor??

by HHi kdkfmdfdmrk February 28, 2020