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Restitution Mafia

A form of police services informant contact fraud or police racketeering, where the informant assumes the identity of the intended victum, to create a straw-man argument, discredit, or provide false information, and restitution or divert funds such as payroll, or victum services, and witness services. Also used to press false charges. Surround and isolate a gangstalking victum.
Im the restitution mafia Don, and Im going to restitutionalize your Animal home
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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Restitution therapy

For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

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I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.
by Modern Women December 17, 2025
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Jungle Restitution

A monetary value you decide to exact on someone's belongings because they knowingly stole or did something to you and now you are owed.
That dumb ass Nick stole my roommates gun, now my room mate refuses to pay me rent. Therefore imma have to get some Jungle Restitution on his baseball card collection.
by emptyskillet October 11, 2021
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Argumentum Ad Realitatem

A form of Reality Bias where one invokes "reality" as a trump card, treating their position as simply how things are and any alternative as literally out of touch with reality. The fallacy lies in claiming direct access to the real while others are trapped in illusion, ideology, or wishful thinking—without demonstrating why one's own access is privileged. "You're not living in the real world" becomes a way of dismissing views one dislikes without engaging them. This fallacy allows the speaker to position themselves as the realist, the pragmatist, the one who sees things as they really are—while everyone else is merely dreaming.
Example: "He dismissed her policy proposals as 'not living in the real world'—never explaining why his preferred policies were any more realistic. Argumentum Ad Realitatem: using 'reality' as a cudgel rather than a standard."
by Dumu The Void March 16, 2026
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