remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.

Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.

by Assweepay July 3, 2007

resmarted

Anything that can be smart and retarded at the same time.

Sure, that fish laminator was ridiculous, but he got rich from it. Amazing what a resmarted idea can do for an idiot!

by BabyMerkin July 20, 2010

GTA Trilogy Remastered

a new Rockstar upcoming game that is gonna remaster GTA 3 , GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas.

random guy: Man rockstar should remaster gta san andreas already.
Random guy that knows about the trilogy : They are working on GTA Trilogy Remastered right now!

by frickyumen August 14, 2021

Remastification

The reassembly of teeth using no tools other than fingernail clippers.

How was the remastification surgery, doctor?

by Xonide December 15, 2007

Resassed

Ressassed is when you give sass to someone and they reply with said sass. Ressassing is the act of being sassed after you sassed someone

A second definition includes:
DON'T TALK BACK FAGGOT I AM THE HEAD OF THIS CLASS DON'T YOU DARE RESPOND TO MY QUESTION, SCUM!

I believe i was just resassed, GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM SCOTT!

by BleepBloopBlepAT May 3, 2017

remasturbate

Masturbating to a previous masturbation memory.

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?

by bateworld August 31, 2019

Resmart

1. The point from which one has stopped being retarded, and resumes intelligence.

2. A active state of moving from stupidity back to being smart again.

I'm feeling extra retarded from being over worked today, I'll take a nap, and resmart myself.

by AriMagnus November 22, 2019